I promised Anthropapa that in the interest of familial harmony, I would not use the computer tonight. Not, as you might think, in order to have a nice chat, some nice smooching, or anything like that. No, it's so I can hem some of his pants.
So, instead of finishing up the long post I wrote last night, I thought I'd share what my iGoogle "Shakespearean Insult" generator gave me this morning:
[Thou] hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.It's eerie how well that describes me today, except for that wealth bit. More hair than wit...was that the world's first blonde joke?
-Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona